Life is a party: Come early, stay late
If the signs were mythological creatures:
Aries: Werewolf
Taurus: Hell hound
Gemini: Doppelgänger
Cancer: Banshee
Leo: Fairy
Virgo: Angel
Libra: Nymph
Scorpio: Siren
Sagittarius: Ghost
Capricorn: Mermaid
Aquarius: Meme
Pisces: Shapeshifter
sincerelydeerly:

a collage dedicated to my favorite lego spaceman

sincerelydeerly:

a collage dedicated to my favorite lego spaceman

shubbabang:

describing what its like to live in northern Illinois to people

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CHICAGO, CORN, MEH

Person A: Makes a typo
Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected
Person B: Says the word with the original typo
Person A: Shut up

ringokotomi:

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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bouncingdodecahedrons:

rms-sarcastic:

Friendly reminder that in 1900, Charles Lightoller pranked the entire population of Sydney, Australia by rigging up a cannon to go off during the night and putting up a Boer flag at their fort, convincing the locals that their town had been invaded. 

It’s true:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Lightoller#Fort_Denison_Incident

Harry Potter as a teen comedy.

Evidence that music placement is very important. 

I swear I watch this every time it comes on my dash.

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YES. 

gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua